How Many Internetters Does It Take?

"Thought for the Week" from Softaid:

Q: How many Internetters does it take to change a light bulb:

A: 435,235
    
    1 to change the bulb
    4 to tell him he should have done it differently
    365 to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts
    1834 to flame the spell checkers
    4598 to correct spelling in spelling flames
    6785 to say please move to alt.spelling.lite.bulb
    15,467 to say stop cross posting to soc.women and alt.all.men.are.scum,
alt.adoption, and s.a.a.(m)
    23,456 to endlessly debate which method is superior
    236,789 to concatenate all articles to date, then quote them, only to
say, "Me Too"
    106,345 to quote the "Me Toos" to say, "Me Three"
    1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup
    89,345 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for,
leave it here
   10,584 votes for alt.lite.bulb

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